Léandre

Hi, my name is L%E9andre. I don't have any eyebrows or hair, but I have a show.

Don't worry, I'm not always like this. I used to use shampoo, and I thought I looked
handsome—I even had a swimming pool. Then one morning I lost everything—well, all my hair, anyway. And
my self-esteem, too. But I kept the pool, so yeah, I’m sad, but I’m doing the
crawl. The doctor told me it was alopecia; my parents told me they’d
always be there for me, and my friends… well, they’re not my friends anymore. I even wanted to
die. Or rather, I didn’t want to live in a world where I can’t be
amazing. But now I’m okay, you know—I’ve become unique. It’s like being ugly
but still being able to have sex. And since my head has become a joke,
I figured I already had the first punchline for the show. All that’s left is to
tell you the rest.

Duration: 1h
Performer: L%C9ANDRE
Writers: L%C9ANDRE, Samuel CERTEN